Department of Conscious Unawareness
Some people miss the obvious.
Others have turned it into an academic discipline.
Welcome to the Mutt U Department of Conscious Unawareness—where selective observation is practically a graduation requirement. This vintage collegiate design celebrates those who somehow notice everything... except the things they're supposed to.
Whether it's ignoring office politics, pretending not to hear unnecessary drama, or expertly avoiding conversations that don't deserve your energy, this tongue-in-cheek graphic tee is made for anyone who appreciates dry humor, clever wordplay, and classic collegiate style.
Perfect for:
- Dog lovers
- College-style graphic tee fans
- Office humor enthusiasts
- Sarcasm aficionados
- Psychology and wordplay lovers
- Anyone who's mastered the art of selective awareness
Designed by The Elegant Mutt
Graphic Tees for the Sophisticated Mind.
Original vintage-inspired artwork created for people who appreciate wit, observation, and a well-placed dose of sarcasm.
Features
- Soft Gildan 5000 unisex fit
- 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
- Durable DTG printing
- Classic crew neck
- Comfortable everyday weight
- Tear-away label
- Designed by The Elegant Mutt
Fit: Classic unisex sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering for your best fit.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean
