Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee

Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee

Charcoal / S
$19
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Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee
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Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee

$19
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Dodged a Bullet

Sometimes the best decision is the one you didn't make.

Malcolm has learned that timing is everything. Every now and then, life reveals that the opportunity you missed, the invitation you declined, or the path you didn't take was actually the better outcome all along.

Featuring original vintage-inspired artwork, this design celebrates those rare moments of clarity when hindsight confirms your instincts were right from the beginning. Calm, confident, and delivered with Malcolm's signature understated expression, it's a reminder that not every close call is bad luck.

Some escapes deserve to be celebrated.

Designed by The Elegant Mutt

Graphic tees for the sophisticated mind. Original vintage-inspired artwork featuring the eccentric cast of Moodland Studios, where every character has a story, a personality, and a starring role.

Features

  • Original artwork exclusively designed by The Elegant Mutt
  • Vintage-inspired illustration
  • Soft, comfortable unisex Gildan tee
  • Perfect for lovers of dry humor, expressive characters, and clever everyday observations


Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean

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All items are made-to-order and ship within 3-7 business days via our trusted print-on-demand partner. You'll receive tracking information once your order ships.

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original packaging. Damaged or defective items? Contact us immediately at theelegantmutt@gmail.com and we'll make it right. Sale items and gift cards are final sale. Customers are responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.

Our tees run true to size with a comfortable, relaxed fit. For detailed measurements by size, please refer to the size chart in the product images.

  • S: 36-38" chest
  • M: 38-40" chest
  • L: 42-44" chest
  • XL: 46-48" chest
  • 2XL: 50-52" chest