Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee

Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee

Charcoal / S
$19
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Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee
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Dodged A Bullet Retro T‑Shirt — Vintage Style Graphic Tee

$19
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This relaxed cotton tee carries a wink of retro humor — a clean-lined, badge-like illustration of a suave, bespectacled man with crossed arms set against a sunny yellow panel. The soft natural fabric with subtle flecks gives the shirt a lived-in, vintage vibe that pairs with worn jeans, a denim jacket, or layered under an open shirt. It feels like something you’d reach for on easy weekends, casual meetups, or low-key game nights when you want to look put-together without trying too hard. The print sits confidently on the chest, drawing attention without shouting, and the classic crew cut keeps the silhouette timeless. Wear it to show off slightly sarcastic, clever humor and a relaxed sense of style.

Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed chest and sleeve designs; tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean

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All items are made-to-order and ship within 3-7 business days via our trusted print-on-demand partner. You'll receive tracking information once your order ships.

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original packaging. Damaged or defective items? Contact us immediately at theelegantmutt@gmail.com and we'll make it right. Sale items and gift cards are final sale. Customers are responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.

Our tees run true to size with a comfortable, relaxed fit. For detailed measurements by size, please refer to the size chart in the product images.

  • S: 36-38" chest
  • M: 38-40" chest
  • L: 42-44" chest
  • XL: 46-48" chest
  • 2XL: 50-52" chest